Presently in the iPod

  • Wildflowers, Tom Petty
  • Dino, Dean Martin
  • Vs, Pearl Jam
  • Redemption Songs, Jars of Clay
  • Suddenly I Miss Everyone, Explosions in the Sky

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

King of Pope?

Where do you turn when you are a middle aged, former superstar, repeatedly accused of child molestation, exiled from your own country, and teetering on the edge of bankruptcy? It appears the King of Pop may soon become the King of Pope. Michael Jackson, who's turned out nearly as many hits in the past 15 years as musical stalwarts Bruce Willis and Right Said Fred, may be taking his act to Rome.

Michael, this just in--the church is trying to repair its image. Just because you record on their album doesn't mean they will let you play with the altar boys.

2 comments:

Todd Richards said...

So many thoughts and comments... so little time.

Ryan said...

Sometimes there are so many possible jokes to make but not one of them seems to be adequate